We Hardly Knew Yi

Last night I had a dream...and I was the GM of the Memphis Grizzlies. I hosted a press conference to debunk all the crazy Kobe trade rumor nonsense, and at the end, I made a plea to both the Milwaukee Bucks organization along with Guangdong Tigers.

"Mike Miller, Damon Stoudemire, and Stromile Swift in exchange for Yi and Charlie Bell."

"Oh, and if it makes you feel better we'll throw in a second rounder next year..."

The money probably doesn't work out, but whatever.

Milwaukee must do something, as ESPN reports Yi's team will attempt to block Yi from playing in the City of Suds.

Funniest line from the article:

"Chen expressed concern that Yi would have trouble getting playing time with the Bucks, whose squad boasts Australian 7-footer Andrew Bogut and a number of other tall young players."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, they're so tall!! And young, too!!!

The Bucks are staying strong...stating that "I just think, when it's all said and done, he's going to be in a Bucks uniform."

Best Lefty NBA Players

Random, yes...whatever. These things are fun, right? Without needless introduction, I hereby declare the All-Left-Handed Teams from Then and Now. (I know...this is going to be AWESOME!!!)

Note: Larry Bird, Lebron James, Gary Payton, and Tracy McGrady are all left-handed, but they shoot with their right, so they don't count.


THEN:


C- Bill Russell


F- Willis Reed


F- Dave Cowens


G- Lenny Wilkins


G- Nate Archibald



NOW:

C- Chris Bosh


F- Lamar Odom


F- Josh Smith


G- Michael Redd


G- Manu Ginobili






Honorable Mention (Then): David Robinson, Chris Mullin, Bill Walton, Bob Lanier

Honorable Mention (Now): Tayshaun Prince, David Lee, Nick Van Exel (not a then yet, he played last season), Cuttino Mobley