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Tom Brady Should Throw for One Billion Yards

Good God.


Guess we won't be hearing any "Brady has no wide-outs to throw to" whining this season.


After acquiring some dude named Randy Moss in exchange for an extra day-2 pick in this year's draft, here's what the New England Patriots WR depth chart looks like:


Donte Stallworth, Randy Moss, Wes Welker, Kelley Washington, Headlights Caldwell, Chad Jackson.

Brady could not be reached for comment, as he is believed to be in a hysterical frenzy. His neighbors report hearing only "Dr. Evil-esque laughter" and nothing else since the news came out about the Moss trade.