Christmas songs?

As I feel inclined, I'm going to modernize some Christmas songs. Why? Ahunnuh. But I'm telling you now. One will be unable to sing to my version.

Hark the Herald Angels Sing (traditional)

Hark the herald angels sing

"Glory to the newborn King!

Peace on earth and mercy mild

God and sinners reconciled"

Joyful, all ye nations rise

Join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim:

"Christ is born in Bethlehem"

Hark! The herald angels sing

"Glory to the newborn King!"

Christ by highest heav'n adored

Christ the everlasting Lord!

Late in time behold Him come

Offspring of a Virgin's womb

Veiled in flesh the Godhead see

Hail the incarnate Deity

Pleased as man with man to dwell

Jesus, our Emmanuel

Hark! The herald angels sing

"Glory to the newborn King!"

Hail the heav'n-born Prince of Peace!

Hail the Son of Righteousness!

Light and life to all He bringsRis'n with healing in His wings

Mild He lays His glory by

Born that man no more may die

Born to raise the sons of earth

Born to give them second birth

Hark! The herald angels sing

"Glory to the newborn King!"

Hark the Herald Angels Sing (BH version)

Listen up, people! The angels with good sources are telling us something!

"Give some praise to the Son of God

because not only is He going to help us here

but God's not going to make you sacrifice animals anymore!"

Everyone should be happy

and join the party that's going on in Heaven right now

Didn't you hear that angel? Sing with it!

"Jesus was totally just born in Bethelhem!"

Listen up people! The angels with good sources are telling us something!

"Give some priase to the Son of God!"

God really likes Jesus

So much so, that Jesus is actually God!

It's been awhile that you've been on Earth

But Jesus finally came from a woman who hadn't had sex

He's really God in a man's body

And he's here on Earth, so make sure you worship him

He's really happy to be a man

His name even means "God with us!"

Listen up people! The angels with good sources are telling us something!

"Give some praise to the Son of God!"

Jesus comes from Heaven, since He's God!

This guy is as good as you can get; no sinning here

He's sharing the story of Heaven, so listen!

He's come with the purpose of delivering you

Given up being God in Heaven to be here as a man

He's come here so you can be with Him in Heaven

He's come here so you don't just lay in the ground forever

He's come here so you can live again in eternity

Listen up people! The angels with good sources are telling us something!

"Give some praise to the Son of God!"