No. No way.

I'm not watching the Cowboys/Giants game with the sound on. I don't think Joe Buck likes football. I think he likes paychecks and blowjobs, both of which he receives more of being the face of Fox douchebaggery.

I freely admit I'm intrigued by Cloverfield, but my interest is tempered on two levels. 1) I know you're not going to be able to see whatever is terrifying the good citizens of Abramsville until some time late in the proceedings, and B) anyone who's seen the special features on Season 1 of Lost knows J.J. Abrams is a douche.