Immediate Second Hour of LOST Thoughts

Holy shit! Ana-Lucia! Ana-Lufuckingcia. My mind is being fucked. I knew it as soon as you could tell it was a woman cop getting out of the car. Dammit that's exciting. I already feel like I need to watch these two episodes more than three times to get everything that's gone on.

There are seriously an unfollowable number of storylines going on. And who the fuck is this Neil character? Thank God he gets a flaming arrow in the chest. Ben has something going, as does Sayid and Jack and Hurley and Locke and Charlotte and Jim the boom mic operator. Cripes. Yet, I remain faithful to the Temple of Lindelof and recognize that at some point, I'm going to want to poop my pants in mindfuckiness happy joy.

Grade: B-