Well, if he gets warts on his fingers, I guess it's not a bad thing if he misses a start

From With Leather: "Barry Zito More Tainted Than Ever."

From TMZ.com: "After the terrible season he had, we can't really blame SF Giants pitcher Barry Zito for denying he was Barry Zito the other night."

Seems Barry Zito doesn't have much trouble with the strike zone when it comes to chicks. As for that off-season conditioning program? Apparantly it involvs group orgys and multiple STD tests.