Christ

The top story on ESPN.com's headlines? "Dodgertown farewell gets to Lasorda."

(gags)

(runs to toilet)

(throws up)

Okay, I'm ready. Really, the Dodgers could be back for one more season in Florida, but it's unlikely. Though blamed on the possibility that the team could return, the way it's presented in the Times - tickets available before the game - it could be seen as really no big deal to most fans, save the nostalgic memories of people who saw the team come south from Brooklyn every spring. The AP story running on ESPN.com called it an "overflow crowd." Huh. Maybe they all showed up late? Perhaps, it's really just all bullshit.