Panic! at Lowry's disco

To paraphrase Giants beat writers from every major Northern California paper, Noah Lowry is the new Rick Ankiel.

Lowry's line from yesterday's spring training game: 1 inning, 0 hits 9 WALKS, 4 runs.

Is it time to panic? Of course not. Remember that, Chris Haft and Henry Shulman and Bruce Jenkins and Andrew Baggarly (By the way, I am convinced that Haft and Shulman are the same guy. Honestly. If you read Sfgiants.com and the San Francisco Chronicle every day, you will notice that the profile and notes stories are EXACTLY THE SAME. Almost verbatim. Either these guys get together each morning and decide what they are going to write, or they are the same dude. I'm betting on the later. Or maybe they are Siamese twins. I've noticed this since Haft took over sfgiants.com beat writing last year. But I digress.)