Seem honest...act like a robot

Lie-dating is a huge problem in America today. Or date-lying. Right? Well, at least now we can battle the liars by acting like CIA body-language analysts. Who the fuck is dating people that require these techniques? In my entire life, I've been on one date with a person I've seen in another setting less than five times. But in case you frequent the online dating services, let your ass friends play set-up, or are retarded, I guess you can employ these 5 signs your date is lying. The unfortunate downside is that after reading it, you yourself will become either a motionless, featureless drone or psychotic-seeming nut, making you much less appealing to the person who may or may not be lying. Good luck.