I'm on my knees people

Christ Webber is back in Northern California. He hopes fans have forgiven his being a shithead last time around when his departure kind of signaled, or hastened, Golden State's decade-long crumminess. (San Francisco Chronicle)

Mike Vaccaro recognizes that quarterbacks get a lot of attention, all the time, so his column is about giving Eli Manning attention. My favorite part comes about halfway through when he has eight heads on football's Mt. Rushmore and puts Kurt Warner alongside Jim McMahon as a one-hit wonder. (New York Post)

A source says the Patriots taped the Rams' final walkthrough before Super Bowl Bunch of X's and V's and Stuff. No shit? Ope, how'd that question mark get in there? I meant, no shit. Oooooooooooohhh, but maybe the Rams cheated too. It's just that Belichick is better at cheating than Dick Vermiel. (Boston Herald)