That thud you heard

That was just your new Golden State Warriors. Chris Webber had 4 points and 1 rebound in 13 minutes in his first/eighty-third game with his new/old team. (San Francisco Chronicle)

It's old news, but Steve Spagnuolo is staying with New York for a buttload of money. Another sought-after coordinator under an oldish type head coach staying on staff? Hmm, I say. Hmmm. (New York Post)

John Lynch knows the Chargers are good, but the rest of the AFC West is really, really bad. (Denver Post)

The Bonds legacy in San Francisco will never die. Peter Magowan's obituary is going to read something like, "...blah, blah, blah, saved baseball in San Francisco, blah, blah, blah, questions raised about willful ignorance or lack of awareness regarding steroids in Giants clubhouse, blah, blah, blah, ruined baseball in San Francisco...." (Chronicle)

It turns out Tiki Barber went to, and graduated with honors from, The Isaiah Thomas School of Importance with a degree in Delusional Studies. Just too stupid and self-righteous to ever, at least publicly, recognize his issues.