An Open Letter to Dirk and Mark

posted by BH

I didn't watch too much of the NBA Finals. I did watch game five, when you, Mr. Nowitski, and you, Mr. Cuban, acted like spoiled little bitches. Way to kick the ball into the stands, Dirk. Way to try to knock over the exercise bike. Yeah, your foul against Dwayne Wade was baloney, but maybe you could have handled it a little better. Way to cuss out the officials and David Stern, Mark, and way to deny that any of it ever happened. Damn, if I ever needed any reason to root against a team, I got it. You looked like stupid asses.