Someone Smoked Too Much Pot in School

by the butler

"one 40-minute game at Duke, they got soft rims I’d probably score 84 or 85"

Let's take a brief trip down memory lane. Flashback....waaaaaay back to the year of our Lord 2001. Arizona vs. Duke in the NCAA Championship game. Yeah, Zero, if only you had the chance to play against Duke, huh? You'd drop 85, would you? Wouldn't even pass it...right? Well maybe if you had passed the ball in the '01 championship game you wouldn't have gone 4-17 from the floor. Maybe you wouldn't have been doubled up by Mike Dunleavy. Just maybe then you would have a ring like the three you saw on Coach K's fingers.

Sure, you would score 85 today against a college team, but hell, I could score 85 against a church leage team consisting of undersized 14-year-old kids. But you don't see me talking garbage about irrational hypothetical situations like that.