Friday, September 01, 2006

Known as, The Balls

by SonDog

If you are an Anchorman fan, and a college football fan, this, quite possibly, is the funniest thing you will ever read... in your life.

Speaking of college football, I'll be watching the Cal Golden Bears dismantle Tennessee tomorrow with my buddies Ryan and Reed. Why will I be with Ryan and Reed? Because Ryan and Reed are both from Tennessee and I thoroughly look forward to the shit-talking while Lynch and Forssett run roughshod over the Volunteers (Editor's Note: Of equal importance is the fact that Reed has a pretty sweet HD system... and Ryan and Reed live in the same condo complex as I do... meaning they are within stumbling distance of my house... and it's about the farthest my leash extends from my wife and infant at the current time).

At any rate, I'm not what one would call a huge college football fan, but I am a front-runner and a fan of the bandwagon. Since Cal is currently ranked #9 in the country, I'll cheer them on like a glorious Berkeley alum. If they fall out of the top 25, I will say that I wasn't really a fan. This is the extent of my college football "passion." I will also steadfastly deny ever writing this.

6 comments:

C-lo said...

That was a quick post there Sondog. Does this mean it's time for a little Dane Cook viewing in the office? I think so...

C-lo said...

You ready to say, "I wasn't a fan" yet? I hate the Pac-2!

glamerica said...

I just got back from Pittsburg. Me and the boys went up there to watch our beloved Virginia Cavaliers play Pitt. Big mistake! It's going to be a long year. Maybe I should sell my season tickets.

sondog said...

I'm not really a Cal fan. In fact, I can't really even tell you what the team's mascot is. Is it a whale's vagina? No? Because that's kind of what they played like last week. The score wasn't as bad as your boys there from Arkansas though.

Glamerica, I feel for you. What's the resale value on those season tickets? I bet the VTech game will be fun though. Just watch out for Marcus Vick and his guns.

C-lo said...

It's cool. My team was supposed to lose. And I didn't have to jump on a bandwagon to have a losing team...I'm a true fan of a losing team. You should know how that feels (cough, 49ers, cough, Giants, cough, Kings). Sorry, had something in my throat there.

Butler said...

"I'm gonna watch my Cal Fags dismantle the Tennessee Vols"...he says.

I don't quite recall anyone "running roughshod" over anyone in an orange jersey.

Take that weak ass Pac-2 shit and go play Fresno or somebody. We will go Haynesworth on you down here son!