Friday, June 15, 2007

Byron Houston, You Dumb Bastard

The You Dumb Bastard Award was shelved for a while with the reemergence of the Boofy. However, I felt compelled... na... mandated by God to give out a YDB award this week to former Oklahoma State Cowboy star (and one-time Sacramento King), Byron Houston.

It seems Houston was in his vehicle at an intersection in northwestern Oklahoma City, at about 5:45 in the afternoon, under the cover of broad daylight... masturbating.

Let that soak in for a moment.

Good Times!

From AP:

A woman called police around 5:45 p.m. Wednesday to report that a man was masturbating at an intersection in northwestern Oklahoma City, police Master Sgt. Gary Knight said. Officers found Houston in the driver's seat of a vehicle with his underwear on the floorboard, and the woman positively identified him, Knight said.

Houston was arrested on counts of indecent exposure, engaging in a lewd act and driving with a canceled license. He was held at the Oklahoma County Jail on $4,000 bond. The district attorney's office had not filed charges Thursday.

Turns out this is not Houston's first time driving his joystick in the comfort of a public location.
He pleaded guilty to three counts of indecent exposure in 2003 and is a registered sex offender. He most recently updated his registry in March, according to the state Department of Corrections' Web site.

So as it turns out, Houston has the know-how to update his sex offender registry, primarily to inform people that he's still a sex offender and will keep enjoying his cowboy in public.

Byron Houston, You Dumb Bastard.

4 comments:

C-lo said...

One Halloween we caught a guy doing that on our main drag back home and I'll never forget it. Never fails that I end up seeing him in WalMart every time I'm home. Ugh.

CHocolate said...

Leave him alone. He has a mental porblem. He has never touched anyone nor has he ever hurt anyone. For people to make fun of a nice guy that has a serious mental problem is a bit scary to me. What has this world really come to?

Anonymous said...

chocolate...quit defending him. He is not a victim and has been given numerous chances but he keeps re-offending. I am the person who had him arrested the first time for indecent exposure. When I called the police on him it wasn't the first time I had seen him expose himself, it was the 3rd time. He is never going to stop and needs to be locked up before he hurts someone.

mizplya said...

Anonymous... you got 3 different time, did you call the police all 3 times? It seems funny that you are the person to catch Mr. Houston pulling his own chain at different times.