The You Dumb Bastard Award was shelved for a while with the reemergence of the Boofy. However, I felt compelled... na... mandated by God to give out a YDB award this week to former Oklahoma State Cowboy star (and one-time Sacramento King), Byron Houston.
It seems Houston was in his vehicle at an intersection in northwestern Oklahoma City, at about 5:45 in the afternoon, under the cover of broad daylight... masturbating.
Let that soak in for a moment.
Good Times!
From AP:A woman called police around 5:45 p.m. Wednesday to report that a man was masturbating at an intersection in northwestern Oklahoma City, police Master Sgt. Gary Knight said. Officers found Houston in the driver's seat of a vehicle with his underwear on the floorboard, and the woman positively identified him, Knight said.
Houston was arrested on counts of indecent exposure, engaging in a lewd act and driving with a canceled license. He was held at the Oklahoma County Jail on $4,000 bond. The district attorney's office had not filed charges Thursday.
Turns out this is not Houston's first time driving his joystick in the comfort of a public location.
He pleaded guilty to three counts of indecent exposure in 2003 and is a registered sex offender. He most recently updated his registry in March, according to the state Department of Corrections' Web site.
So as it turns out, Houston has the know-how to update his sex offender registry, primarily to inform people that he's still a sex offender and will keep enjoying his cowboy in public.
Byron Houston, You Dumb Bastard.
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4 comments:
One Halloween we caught a guy doing that on our main drag back home and I'll never forget it. Never fails that I end up seeing him in WalMart every time I'm home. Ugh.
Leave him alone. He has a mental porblem. He has never touched anyone nor has he ever hurt anyone. For people to make fun of a nice guy that has a serious mental problem is a bit scary to me. What has this world really come to?
chocolate...quit defending him. He is not a victim and has been given numerous chances but he keeps re-offending. I am the person who had him arrested the first time for indecent exposure. When I called the police on him it wasn't the first time I had seen him expose himself, it was the 3rd time. He is never going to stop and needs to be locked up before he hurts someone.
Anonymous... you got 3 different time, did you call the police all 3 times? It seems funny that you are the person to catch Mr. Houston pulling his own chain at different times.
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