Wednesday, October 25, 2006

The Insanity of an Insane Man

by SonDog

This article is a few days old, but if you have any interest in horror stories... er, I mean, what Ron Artest brings to the Kings, it's a must read.

Here's my favorite part of the article:
"You can learn a lot about a fella by the way he deals with stress.

Me? I suck down a smoke -- and then cut and run. Not Ron Artest. No, when Ron's number is called, the Sacramento Kings forward goes to the hole. Literally.

"It happens whenever I get nervous," Artest admits.

This is a peculiar yet telling statement."

This, my friends, is a peculiar, yet telling statement.

Peculiar indeed. In fact, it's so peculiar that I don't have a fucking clue on what it is supposed to mean. What literal hole is this numbnuts talking about?

1 comment:

the butler said...

I was wondering that same thing...

I think we can narrow it down to a couple of possibilities-

A) The shitter
B) His woman
C) His favorite strip club is called "the hole"