Tuesday, February 27, 2007

So Easy A Caveman Could Do It

by SonDog

Vlad Radmanovic. You Dumb Bastard.

This week's YDB Award goes to the Serbian Snowboarding Soooooooonotaliar. Snowboarding is a pretty enjoyable activity. It's not terribly difficult to learn, unless you are 6'10", 235 pounds of Serbian manhood who doubles as the guy in the Geico commercials. Oh, and you're in the middle of the first season of a 2many-year, $2many- million contract for the Los Angeles Lakers.

I'll take the roast duck, with the mango salsa.

You see, it turns out Vlad didn't separate his shoulder over the all-star break by slipping on ice while on vacation in Park City, Utah (as he originally told the Lakers).


He separated his shoulder by falling on it while snowboarding. And now, his conscience is getting the best of him. Poor guy. If you read his press release, you could quickly decipher one thing: Tim Hardaway wouldn't want to share a locker room with Vadimir Radmanovic.

Okay, okay, okay. So, I was going huge in the pipe, and then, BAM! Next thing I know I'm chatting up Chaz in the ER and getting a sling. Damn bro, it was sick. I mean... uh... I mean... I feel really bad about this, Coach Jackson. Really bad.

So, if you were too lazy to click the link, here is all you need to know about Vlad's statement:

"I lied about what happened, but I just couldn't keep it to myself. I did a silly thing by snowboarding -- and then I panicked about what was going to happen. I felt really bad about it. I let my teammates down and the whole organization down by not letting them know what really happened. So yesterday I decided to step forward and bring out the truth, no matter what the consequences, and I'm glad I did it. I don't want to be a liar. It's not something that I am. It's embarrassing. I hope people will have some understanding and some forgiveness for it."

Vlad, rest easily. You are not a liar. But you certainly are a Dumb Bastard. And snowboarding is not a "silly thing," you hairy caveman, you.

Vlade shaved just moments before this press conference. Moments later he tried snowboarding.


OZ said...

Eh, he's a Laker now, lying comes with putting on the uniform. Soon he'll be so comfortable with lying he'll feel like he can get away with anything....

the butler said...

"I just couldn't live with this deception..."

Whatever. Fairy boy.

Go big or go home caveman.

SonDog said...

And I think Lakers should just avoid ski resorts for the rest of the decade. If Andrew Bynum gets busted for jerking off in his Escalade in a parking lot in Whistler, you know it's more than just a coincidence.