Links to Start the Work Week

by SonDog

---- Proof that steroids can mess with your mind. Dutch Daulton, former Phillies catcher. I found both of these stories by doing a google search for, "Retired Baseball Numbnuts." Since they were teammates back in the day, in some way this explains so much about why John Kruk sounds like such an idiot on baseball tonight. Anytime a portion of a story reads, "The Daily News says he put the ideas on paper while serving three months in jail last summer," you know the pure comedy is going to be at an all-time high.

You've probably seen this before, but it's a classic. You just can't get enough of the "Double Squat Spin Clap and Point."

From ESPN's Page 2: "Like clockwork, Larry Flynt has spent the past quarter-century delivering unwanted monthly copies of Hustler to all of Congress, free of charge (and because of a legal loophole, they are powerless to stop it). Maybe you already knew this, but I'm floored by it. That's pretty much the ultimate checkmate."

I've always dreamed about doing this to the really hot college girl that would flirt with you in class just enough to make you think you had a chance, only to act like she doesn't know who you are when you're at the bar (and in no way am I bitter over a college experience or anything). My line would be the same, "You were open and now you are closed!"