Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Go Fuck Yourself Jeff Kent

posted by BH

"I'm willing to dedicate myself for another couple of years,'' Kent said. "It's safe to say I'm proud to be able to retire a Dodger. I'm 99.9 percent sure this is the last contract of my career.''

Yeah, because this team's been good to me and I've been good to it, what with getting rid of Milton Bradley and going from first to fourth in the division.

6 comments:

DMo said...

I thought this site was dedicated to minimizing the use of profanity so not to insult the readers inteligence. Oh, I guess that was before DMo came into the mix! Shhiiitttttt!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I like Jeff Kent on the dodgers. It makes me hate each of them more. It's fitting.

Anonymous said...

who is stapese?? He said what I wanted to say

-Stapes

Anonymous said...

Does your mustrash look like Jeff Kent's, BH?

I see what Stapes means about Kent. For me, the most fitting Dodger is Bret Tomko. I hate that guy. I don't think Tomko has ever said, "My bad," in his life. He's the only pitcher I've ever known who can go 7-15, bitch about everybody from the manager to the ballboy, but still be genuinely shocked when the team doesn't want him back. Hate is an understatement.

DMo said...

Dodgers bad, Giants goooooooood.

Roscoe Galt said...

I can't say I hate Tomko. I think I can say I pity him. I just always feel sorry for those people who unfailingly justify their actions in the face overwhelming evidence that they have no basis for said justification. He's like the guy working at Starbucks who gets mad at the customer when he screws up an order.

And I'm hoping "mustrash" is a typo.