Breakin the Monotony

by SonDog

My perfect start to the week would involve Jessica Alba and Elisha Cuthbert, a winning lottery ticket, a 10 day contract with the Hawks, and maybe world peace or something. A close second would be watching this video. (And I totally just plagiarized that from ESPN.com's Page 2 and pawned it off as my own for a moment, but there are simply times in life where it is absolutely impossible to describe something better than what has already been said. This is one of those times. Jessica Alba... Mmmmmm.)

For any of you California natives, you should truly appreciate this video of Kaleeforneea (sent in by Caroline). For any Republicans that think I'm the unpatriotic version of the anti-Christ for posting this link, just remember, you still control every single branch of our government.

For those of you who are fans of Family Guy, you'll enjoy this. If you're not a fan, you'll still enjoy this. If you liked playing Mortal Kombat as a youngster AND you like Family Guy, then this could be the best video you will ever see.