Good God.
Guess we won't be hearing any "Brady has no wide-outs to throw to" whining this season.
After acquiring some dude named Randy Moss in exchange for an extra day-2 pick in this year's draft, here's what the New England Patriots WR depth chart looks like:
Donte Stallworth, Randy Moss, Wes Welker, Kelley Washington, Headlights Caldwell, Chad Jackson.
Brady could not be reached for comment, as he is believed to be in a hysterical frenzy. His neighbors report hearing only "Dr. Evil-esque laughter" and nothing else since the news came out about the Moss trade.
Sunday, April 29, 2007
Tom Brady Should Throw for One Billion Yards
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Randy Moss has officially entered the Vince Carter wing of the "Players Who Bitched Their Way Off of a Crappy Team and On To a Better Team While Failing to Realize That They Were the Ones That Were Supposed to Make the Crappy Team Good" wing of the Tankapalooza Hall of Fame.
Every 2007 NBA team that failed to make the playoffs has also reserved a seat at said Tankapalooza Hall of Fame. In fact, they just might name the entire hall after the Boston Celtics and the Milwaukee Bucks.
That was perhaps the worst sentence I've constructed... ever. My 9-month-old son could put together a more intelligent sentence, and all he can say is "mama."
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