Link of the Day

by SonDog

So, George Clooney and David Soderbergh are teaming up with the Sacramento Kings' owners (Joe and Gavin Maloof) to create a new NBA-based comedy for HBO. I've been begging for this type of show for years (and the fact that Vlade Divac is in discussions to be one of the lead actors just eclipses every level of high comedy), but I think I have a better idea for the Maloof Brothers. What I would like to see is Jack Bauer from 24 locked in a room with the brothers Maloof. The following dialogue would then take place:

Jack: ARE YOU MOVING THE KINGS TO VEGAS?!?!?!?!

Maloof Brothers: We, um, we don't know what you're, um, talking about... I mean...

Jack: ANSWER ME, DAMNIT, BEFORE I AM FORCED TO KILL YOU WITH THIS PAPER CLIP!!!

Maloof Brothers: But, we love the city of Sacramento...

Jack: YOU'RE LYING TO ME!!! I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE WHO LIE TO ME!!!!

Maloof Brothers: Hey, have you ever been to our Palms casino? You know we have an entire pool area dedicated to Playboy?

Jack: YES!!

Maloof Brothers: Would you like to go right now?

Jack: YES!!