My mind is literally going to explode, ex. 27

Bob Brenley, during today's WGN telecast of the Cubs/Brewers game, referring to Monday's Fukudome home run:

"We were literally rocking up here in the booth..."

(exhales)

Later in the 4th inning, Cubs have the bases loaded and no outs when Len Kasper is heard to utter - this is me paraphrasing - "This is why this is the greatest ballpark in baseball.  Bases loaded, forty degrees, fans on their feet, feels like the postseason."  Dude.  Homer, dude.  I know Cubbie announcers have always had that reputation, but come on.  You just described every stadium in baseball right now.