Tuesday, January 15, 2008


I don't want "chewy" when I eat something from Taco Bell. Gum? Yes. Taffy? Yes. Taco? No. No. No. I don't want a chewy taco. You know what a chewy taco means? Too cooked. No. No, I can't do it. You know what else would be chewy? A dead rat in my taco. Or cat shit. And we've all got Taco Bells in our town who have suffered from the shit-in-the-beans or rat-in-the-beans or puke-in-the-beans stories. So I do not want something chewy from Taco Bell.

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